Sunday, June 20, 2010

For the People I Miss..

Have you ever had a dream where you see someone that you haven't seen for a long time and that you desperately miss? I do sometimes and I can never figure out if it's something worthwhile to have. Because I see this person and whether I run to them and give them a huge hug that lasts forever, talk for a while or just sit casually beside them, it isn't quite right. When I wake up and they aren't there I sometimes hate my subconscious for mocking me and saying, "Look what you don't have, haha." But sometimes, sometimes I hold onto it and mix it with the real memories I have with this person. Sometimes it's really great to have, especially if that's all I can have at the moment.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

This just happened...my throat hurts.

Andrew
YOOOOOOU

Me
Why I oughta!

Andrew
Bring it shorty.

Me
I'll bite your kneecaps off.

Andrew
If you can reach that high!

Me
Don't worry. I always carry my trusty step ladder. I'll take you down gigantor!

Andrew
I will beat you up short stack!

Me
I may be little, but I am scrappy.

Andrew
More crappy than anything.

Me
Oops you stepped in it. Sucks to be too tall to see your feet.

Andrew
Sucks to your assmar.

Me
Wah!

Andrew
Exactly.

Me
But...
But I don't have assmar.

Andrew
Your about to get punched in the throat!
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