I was walking in the mall the last week and I saw the place where people come take pictures with Santa. Santa wasn't in his oober plush chair, but was walking away with security to probably take a smoking break or something. When I saw him leaving I felt the urge to run up to him and body slam him. Taking down the old man seemed like the most logical thing to do. Sometimes I think I should act on these aggressive urges I have instead of pushing them aside to look normal on the outside. That's all.
(Santa totally deserved to be tackled. I'm just saying.)
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I really wish you would have done it. I might have liked you just a little bit more if you did...i'm just saying.
I bet you could have gotten away with it too. On account of your being a pretty girl.
"Oh sorry Santa ... I guess this puts me on your naughty list. Oooh, yeaaah! The so naughty list."
Holy Crap! You would have definitely made the top of my thankful list if you had done this!!! Next time please dont let the oppurtunity pass you by & make sure a friend is filming!!!!!!
You could have made it on to The Bonnie Hunt show. She would have made you the feel good moment of the day!
I have crazy urges like that too! I also get the urge to stand up and scream when its really quiet at church! Will never do it though....although I just might when I get Alzheimer's.
Erin I hope I am sitting next to you when you do that, then I will stand up and scream and then you will, and then I will, and then you will, and so on and so on until somebody finally takes us out of the church building where we will continue to scream in the parking lot. It would make everyones day and we would be oh so popular!
That would be the awesomest! Your ward or mine?
Um......I am SO glad we have such good self control in our family!!!!
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