Sunday, March 7, 2010

Much of Muchness

Here are some things I pondered while watching Alice in Wonderland...

* I look cute in glasses. Very cute.

* I LOVE Johnny Depp, Tim Burton, Danny Elfman and Lewis Carroll. I am envious of anyone and everyone that gets to work with them.

* I don't have the right nose for glasses. They keep falling down and I have to nerdily push them up. I'm not sure if this was because I skewed it while in a mosh pit Freshman year, but it's crooked AND glasses fall, these must be related.

* My head is wider than the average persons. I'm thinking that the 3D glasses are made for the average persons cranium and not mine. The spot where the stem hit the right side of my head over the ear started to hurt. So sad.

* When I get married and have my twin boys I will name them Derek and Demetrius. Then I will get them good and chubby so they will be my fat boys. (I shall also refer to them as Tweedle Derek and Tweedle Demetrius.)

* I'm actually fine with 3D movies. I thought that I hated all of them because of the ones that I have seen. What I found out is that I just hate the 3D movies that constantly throw things at you. SO ANNOYING!!! (Now if they would make contacts instead of glasses to watch them...)

* I know why I like staying for the credits. It's my time to digest the movie and what just was presented before anyone has a chance to talk to me about it. It is a good time for reflection. (Also I love reading everyone's names and finding the most ridiculous one's to read out loud.)

* I love the Alice in Wonderland stories. They are delightful and entertaining.

* Stupid people should be banned from attending the theatre. This definitely includes the people that bring their children (especially babies!) to see movies after 8pm. PUT THE KIDS TO BED IDJITS!!!

* I like the word idjits.

* Maybe a pig would be a good pet if it would keep my feet warm.

* Mom says bagel funnily...hehehe!

* I always giggle when Heather burps.

7 comments:

J. Frankenstein Lutes said...

I will call your children Tweedle Dum and Tweedler Dum.

Kara Lewis said...

I knew I could count on you to love Alice. A bunch of people hated it, so I now hate a bunch of people. And that mosh pit freshman year when you broke/demented your nose...BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! You deserved it for being all wild and crazy. P.S. I went to a teacher fair today and everyone hated me. I'll never get a job.

Heather said...

Whenever I burp and you are in the room I look to make sure I made you laugh or at least smile now. Don't disapoint me.

Zobell said...

From the first observation about your glasses, I knew this would be a favorite post of yours. I love you.

Emily said...

i love the word idjits too! Ya stinkin idjits!

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Grandma Bonnie said...

Twin boys will be SO much fun. Especially since I can feed them candy and get them riled up and send them home!!!!