* Never watched Pushing Daisies
* Canceled Pushing Daisies
* Closed a door on a child making him cry
* Doesn't tell you who got cast when it doesn't include you
* Tries to hold a conversation in passing
* Does an entire show with you and then can't remember who you are
* Never makes a date
* Irrationally hates you
* Hates little dogs
* Likes cats
* Thinks someone's allergies are being made up
* Still has prejudices
* Uses and abuses
* Likes the show 24
* Likes Anne Geddes' work
* Frequents the hot tub
* Thinks Christmas starts in September
* Forces others to listen to Christmas music
* Forces others to listen to Country music
* Thinks Texas was God's gift to the world
* Doesn't share
* Is a substance abuser
* Yells on their cell phone
* Plays their music loud enough so everyone cn hear it rom their headphones
* Doesn't dress up for Halloween
* Forgets who their friends are
* Chooses to live in BYU approved housing, but constantly complains about the rules
* Holds grudges
* Makes you feel bad for no reason
* Likes you, but never says anything
* Doesn't agree with me
* Is the main topic of every one of their conversations
* Pretends to understand modern art
* Follows the fads, but can't tell you what makes them good
* Wins Cycle 11 of America's Next Top Model
* Thinks I'm writing about them
(* Is right)
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I. Love. This. This made me laugh, slash reflect.
I <3 you, you know.
*Doesn't know where Luke's is
*Thinks California should fall into the ocean
*Hates cupcakes
*Refuses to acknowledge the superiority of the Lakers
*Puts people down because of their own insecurities
*thinks the Ducks rule...they really DROOL!!
*likes a hockey team that was named after a Disney movie.
Ok Guess I shouldn't have said Drool...I'm lame. But stupid Brain makes me soooooo mad!!!
I want to choke the life out of whoever cancelled "Pushing Daisies". I will use my bare hands and I will chuckle quietly while I do it.
How very pushing daisies of you Joshua!
How sad that I fall under at least one of those catagories. And no I will not tell you which one..or two..:)
Doesn't appreciate "Monk"!
OR "Save The Dog" ha ha ha
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