This is my declaration, "Bring it CHUMP!!!"
I've decided that I am in a competition with someone. They don't know that they are in competition with me. This gives me an unfair advantage of being able to visualize their crying face when I beat them during my training sessions. While they are "training" they won't know what's going on and may be thinking they only have themselves to beat. NOT TRUE SUCKER!
I would explain the strenuous training sessions I have been having, but then that could tell my competitor that they are in fact my competitor. Better them not know so that when I crush them it will be OH SO SWEET!
So this is a warning to everyone I know...If there is the slightest chance that we could be competing, we probably are, so watch yourself. So basically, anyone I know has a 1 in (however many people I know) chance of being my competitor. So if you do something then be the best or prepare to be bested by this girl. HEY-YAH!!!
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Sorry chump, I have been practicing my top model moves every time I am in front of a mirror! There is no way you can beat me! I am FIERCE!!!!
*just so you know it took me three trys to spell Fierce. I finally had to do the "I before e exceot after c" song to get it right! (snicker, snicker)
bring it on babe :) I don't mind losing...lol
I hope you haven't been practicing for a grammar bee. That was excessively rude. I also hope you haven't been practicing for a rude-off.
I also hope you are not training for a height competition.
I will stomp on you.
Oh ha ha ha. Dream on! I totally beat you at wii fit. I love to see you sleeping when I go on and I really love it every time I beat your old record!!
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